Hmm why can't there be a magical transporter by now?

Sometimes I wish our technology would be so advanced, that we should have a magic transporter or something, but then again I can only imagine the cost.
Well if I had one I would go and visit all of my friends first then I would end up in Europe somewhere, just kicking it. Of course I am sure this can all be possible by just having a ton of money now! I'm working on it!